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New Seinfeld Mini-Episode (on Curb Your Enthusiasm Finale)
Elaine just gets hotter, George just gets balder, Kramer has learned a life lesson (I hope,) and Jerry has got to have some great new material by now. PLEASE BRING IT BACK!
Tea Party Patriots laugh at Lost Daughter And Grandchild
*quality
Time Traveling Delorean Mod!
Glenn Beck: We Need To Start Thinking Like the Chinese
The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.
I like Chinese food.
The waiters never are rude.
Think of the many things they've done to impress.
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.
So I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.
I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.
So, I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.
All together.
[verse in Chinese]
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma; zaijien! (How are you; how are you; how are you; goodbye!)
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees.
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees...
Converting a Young Earth Preacher to Atheism (Blog Entry by dag)
Archaeological Find Could Re-Write History Books
Glenn Beck: We Need To Start Thinking Like the Chinese
I cannot understand why people think this is a good thing.
New Seinfeld Mini-Episode (on Curb Your Enthusiasm Finale)
It was a bit like a Seinfeld parody though, but I guess with one shot they have to cover all the bases.
Neil Patrick Harris on Craig Ferguson
"I'm highly suggestible. If I watch The Food Network, I want to eat. If I watch... gay porn... Know what I mean?" -Craig Ferguson
Tom Waits - Emotional Weather Report
I think his best work is from 2002 with Alice and Blood Money. Awesome all around, though.
You have good taste and are incredibly handsome.
Quagmire hates Brian rant.
Glenn Beck: We Need To Start Thinking Like the Chinese
Do you have any concept of what socialism is?
http://www.americanprogress.org/cartoons/2009/11/111309.html
Australian Magazine Features 7ft Tall Model On Cover
Fox: You'll Have To Explain What Bongs Are
Oh America, you so crazy!
A way to watch Twilight and actually enjoy it. [RiffTrax]
I'm a special kind.
I only eat eucalyptus leaves, you see I'm a koala bear!